Jul 22 2008
Real Men Don’t Wear Slippers. Or Do They?
Ok this may sound weird but since I already clued you in on my food-touching-issue (See my blog entry Why Does My French Toast Smell Like Bananas?) why not tell you about my potential PJ and slipper issue.
First, I don’t wear PJs or slippers. Second, I will never wear PJs or slippers. Third, if I did then that’s something I wouldn’t admit in a public forum anyway. Oh mom and sisters, don’t put your two cents in on this blog entry.
Ok getting to my latest “issue”. Each morning when I awake and finally walk outside to drink my coffee or head to the chow hall I find my inner voice yelling “I hope you are not wearing PJs and manly slippers socks”. Seriously, this has been happening the last few weeks now.
It’s just that since my little piggies are better and found great cushions for my boots too it always feels like I am wearing a new pair of ubber-supper-fantasic-best-acme-zenith-thick socks.
As for the cammies, until about 9AM they always feel light and soft (ahhhhhhhh). From 9AM until I crash later that night they of course just suck. With the nearly 120 degrees they feel water logged (ewwwwwww).
So there you go. My latest issue. Ha-ha
Thoughts on a cure??????
Semper Fi,
GySgt Jonathan Jenkins
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All I have to say on this topic is…..I WENT SHOPPING WITH YOU WHEN YOU BOUGHT A PAIR OF PAJAMA PANTS!…but don’t worry, your secret is safe with me (and everyone else who reads your blog)
They were sleep pants!
Female dog! haha
So when your old and gray we wont see you in your sleep pants and a pair of black slippers getting the paper. haha
He’s already gray…
You know, there are little starving children in China with no pajamas-you cotton glutton.
“They’re not pajamas! They’re sleep pants!”
LOL! That is priceless, i’m saving that one!
I know he is gray and I guess I was going easy on him (must have been in a real good mood)which I know I shouldn’t have. lol