Jun 07 2008
Why wasn’t I issued an Eagles Cheerleader?
Tonight 5 of the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders came to TQ to give a little show and talk about their appreciation for us.
Nikki, Madeline, Laura, Rachel, and Kjersti got on stage at 8PM to dance, tell a little about themselves, and provide give-aways of Philadelphia Eagles gear.
As for why I wasn’t issued a hottie during my pre-deployment I am not sure but will certainly mention the concern on my After Action Report.
In the mean time I guess I will just have to start taking applications for a girlfriend for when I get home in October. Application questionaire below:
The be Jonathans Hottie Application:
Just email me (Jonathan@ConservativeBOG.org) your name, where you live, a little bit about yourself, a picture, and why your self-esteem so is low you wish to be my hottie.
Attention: Weirdos, psychos, man haters, and cougars need not apply.
Semper Fi,
GySgt Jonathan Jenkins
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Hmmm… but can they shoot a rifle?
Touche
No cougars?
Eh….ummmh….cough, cough…..face it, when you’re your age, they’re all younger women.
Surprising to hear all that silicon lasts so well in the desert heat!
You forgot to add deaf,dumb and blind to your requirements.
My nephew, Bobby Mansure, runs the Eagles Pep Band. Even though they’re ugly compared to the Eagles cheerleaders, I suspect our troops in Iraq would enjoy the Eagles Pep Band and their music … so now I have some ammunition to bug Bobby about taking the Eagles Pep Band, via the USO to see you guys.
Hey, they can’t be all that bad…
glad to see we found your site…
So am I. Thanks again for coming out to Iraq and hope we get to chat again soon.